Review of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) by Snow L — 27 May 2017

I loved the movie and all but someone please explain to me how a baby born in what was seemingly jack and hecter's "go ol days" ? or even later around stranger tides either way could be about the same age as henry turner? she'd be older than will and lizzie maybe or their age or like 5 - 10 yrs younger than henry the way I figure but I enjoyed the rest and that bank fiasco was hilarious I went straight to the music store and picked up the soundtrack and will be waiting for the dvd didn't really get the after credit scene though I figured it might have been hector I mean after all there's no reason to supposed he actually died after running Salazar through though I'm not sure what was on the floor and it was a nice though brief comrodery when jack threw him the sword still wish that j Norrington would be brought back maybe the next film (beyond Jack's horizon) as he says at the end of the film will be a journey to find both james and hector and bring them back into the fold the uncle jack ( paul McCartney) was lame and could have been passed I knew he was in it but didn't even recognize him anyway no Teague but I cant say I missed him but someday jack will have to succeed his father as the codekeeper though there will likely be some bretheren opposition to that wound make a good movie they need less unatural and more the ensence of pirarting in these films too.

ps I do still have the newspaper article from 2013 or 14 that announced the release of this movie for may 2015 so it would have been nice for them to have kept their word and not drag us along for all these yrs.