Review of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) by Raven B — 25 May 2017
Sure I laughed a few times, but this movie was a disaster from start to finish. Why was Jack suddenly so stupid? Why is that girl Barbossa's daughter? Why were Will and Elizabeth only in 2 seconds of the movie? Why was this movie shorter? Why did Barbossa have to die? Why did Gibbs and Marty betray Jack? Why was this movie so cheesy? Why did the story move too fast? Why was the dialogue so weak? The only part of the dialogue that redeemed itself was at the end, where Jack was back to his usual drunk swagger.
Why the fuck did Salazar not escape when Jack gave the compass away to Will in movies previous? What. The. Actual. Fresh. Hell.
This review of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) was written by Raven B on 25 May 2017.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales has generally received mixed reviews.
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