Review of Piranha 3DD (2012) by Giovanni C — 01 Jul 2012

A sequel to an already bad movie, Piranha 3DD is an unnecessary sequel that that had a little to offer, and it's beyond the worst movie I've ever experienced seeing. I saw this with an open mind, so I can make up my own opinion about it, and it's exactly the same that's been said about the first one. Everything that people "enjoyed" from the first movie moved to this dreadful film. You'll see just about alot of them here, than you did from the first one. It's hard for me to express my hatred about this sequel with words because of how mad awful it was.

Here are some major flaws that I experienced from this crap. One of them is the story. As usual, there is nothing special about it. All you see is sex, large breast women, cheesy jokes, and, of course, blood and gore. The characters are so forgettable, and it's hard to take them seriously. The dialogues sounded cheesy and impossible to use in real life situation. Like I said about the first one, the movie is more like a porno movie but with a story that is so abysmal.

The acting here, as usual, is pointless. David Hasselhoff was wasted. He didn't do anything special in this whole bloody, dreaded film, but showing off how sexy he was to all those hot looking chicks. Prehaps it his idea to do a stunt like that, or maybe he did it to earn more cash in his paycheck.

Ving Rhames was wasted again here. In the whole movie, he did nothing but sitting on that wheelchair feeling scared. How bloody awful can it get, really?

As for the main cast, and all the other supporting cast, I have nothing good to say about them, considering that all of them sucked. There were no memorable performance here, so you can't expect to see any oscarworthy performance here lol.

Pirahna 3DD is a terrible sequel to an already terrible movie, despite all the praise that most critics said about it. I felt blessed for not buying this disposable film. Instead, I rented it, which saved me some money. However, it was almost an hour and a half that I wasted, but I don't regret it. I would not recommend this to any living soul in this planet, unless they are interested in naked women. There is nothing good here, so save your money and energy on something good.