Review of Piranha 3DD (2012) by Arturo P — 29 Jul 2012

*SPOILERS!* Piranha 3DD was a good movie with several bad ideas put into it! The movie was great, the only thing is not a lot of people died, and if they did, there wasn't much though put into it. I mean a couple go into their van to have sex (one character accidentally steps on the brake) it rolls into the river and they get eaten.

BORING! And another thing, that clip you saw in when trailer when the couple were having sex when a piranha comes out of the girls' vag, they were effing hospitalized so they DIDNT die. And the water park scene was okay, and I'm there sitting watching the movie trying to figure out how are they gonna solve this problem with the piranhas in the park? Well, it turns out that Chet (David Koechner) was tipping Kyle (Chris Zylka) extra to tap into the water supply in an underground lake to fill the pools.

In the end, they both died. Karma's a bitch! Maddy and Barry survived, and help an employee pour gasoline and put a lit cigarette in the parks pipes and kill most of the piranhas. Just as Mr. Goodman calls Maddy to tell her that the piranhas are getting bigger and can now move on land.

Looks like we'll be seeing another sequel. Piranha 3DD is a creepy, sexy, fun thriller that will delight anyone who was a fan of the first!