Review of Piranha 3DD (2012) by Dustin G — 12 Aug 2012

I think Piranha 2 is gonna sucked by piranhas in 3-D. I like bigger women with DD, Triple D's, or any large breasts size (or tits, for that matter). But Piranha 3DD doesn't even have the same cast returning as the original.

Even the Hoff can't even save a person in less than 5 seconds and definitely it's not a tropical Baywatch reunion. I think this will be the worst um... worst movie of the year instead of the best worst movie of the summer.

I'd better stick with the original Piranha.