Review of Piranha 3DD (2012) by Renzo V — 26 Aug 2012

Fake blood, fake fish and... fake boobs!

In this sequel to 'Piranha 3D' the prehistoric flesh-eating fish have survived and are making their way to the 'Big Wet' waterpark, owned by young marine biologist Maddy and her stephfather Chet. Now that Maddy's mother has passed away Chet is planning on re-opening the park, adding an adult section! He's got strippers as lifeguards, underwater cams to film all the hot action in the pools and even invited non other than David Hasselhof to the opening day. This sex-themed park will get him rich, because he secretly pumps the water from a nearby river. When some of Maddy's friends are attacked by Piranha's in that same river, she worries about the safety of the visitors in the 'Big Wet'. But (of course) she fails to prevent a bloodbath...

This movie has stupid, but very sexy, people getting killed by the fakest fish you've ever seen, in all sorts of sexual ways. When a couple has sex, the man gets his penis bitten off by a baby-piranha that is inside the womans vagina... I admit: I had a few good laughs, so it's more comedy than horror. Add David Hasselhoff to the picture and you get... a bloody joke of a movie!