Review of Piranha 3DD (2012) by Cody M — 03 Sep 2012

Stupid, gory follow up to the shameless 2010 killer fish flick has the mutant mega piranhas converging on a water park to wreak havoc once again. More of the same, with director John Gulager (of the woeful Feast series) failing to understand the difference between being cheeky with blood and nudity versus just being exploitative, while adding embarrassing cameos by David Hasselhoff and Gary Busey only causes the audience to lament how far they've fallen.

Returning cast members Christopher Lloyd and Ving Rhames look like they desperately want to be in a different movie (considering Rhames doesn't interact with the rest of the other cast members, its possible he was.

..) Avoid unless you are a gore masochist..