Review of Piranha 3DD (2012) by Donyale W — 07 Oct 2012

I loved the remake, it knew what it was. This REALLY knows what it is and exploits it. We are a lame cash in and we will do stupid things to try and entertain drunk and drugged up idiots. But they fail on nearly every level.

The only saving grace was the Hoff! He was hilarious not giving a shit about the piranha attack. Everything else is just rubbish, the shock scenes seem to be played for laughs, the gore is weak, the characters paper thin, even Ving Rhame's cameo is forced and unfunny and even Christopher Lloyd's cameo cant even save this piece of shite and as for the final scene where they are evolving after just a 80 minute run time.

.. well I cant even begin to describe how idiotic that was! Whoever thought of that needs to be shot in the head several times.