Review of Piranha 3DD (2012) by Justin B — 25 Jun 2017

If I had unearthed this from the deepest reaches of the $5 bargain bin I would have been more accepting.The whole movie is a big punchline upping the self aware humour to the level of. parody. The characters are blah, the underwater photography is dreadful, the sleaze is disappointing, the off color humour is hit or [mostly] miss and the final 'bloodbath' payoff is weak.

Gulager was not strong or sane enough of a director to complete even the simple task of making killer 3D fish fun.