Review of Pinocchio's Revenge (1996) by Mark J — 10 Jun 2007

OMG SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!! And boobies too.

This review of Pinocchio's Revenge (1996) was written by Mark J on 10 Jun 2007.

Pinocchio's Revenge has generally received negative reviews.

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By Jonathan L (683) on 13 Apr 2009

So lame...the puppet had a kids voice.Didnt scare me one bit…

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Wow, what an awful movie. Pinocchio's talking is enough to get an extra star than what I would have given it though…

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