Review of Pinocchio (2022) by Bullstomp — 08 Sep 2022

What in the f@$k did I just watch? Disney needs to leave horror movies to the professionals...

This review of Pinocchio (2022) was written by Bullstomp on 08 Sep 2022.

Pinocchio has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Erfan_Arsanjani (2) on 23 Oct 2022

Robert Zemeckis must be retired! This is the worst movie of Tom Hanks and ruenid my chilhood memories…

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By Bertobellamy (400) on 09 Sep 2022

A monstrosity of a film that reminds us of the laziness in mainstream filmmaking today…

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By Jackmachinne (3) on 29 Jan 2023

Poor movie. Woke schedule is destructing the classics movies. Disney no have respect with the fans aged…

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By Soydd (6) on 09 Sep 2022

Terrible movie, it's an insult to the animated movie, it's a classic that you can't touch, the same with everything that this disgusting company…

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By Marcus123 (2) on 09 Sep 2022

Disney has done it again ... Why is there a black non binary fairy out there ? Plz stop to fix what is not broken…

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By Asher1001 (2) on 11 Sep 2022

Muy mala la verdad , esperara algo mucho mejor como en la película animada , además la hada madrina se me hizo raro…

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By Karis101 (2) on 10 Sep 2022

Emotional Soulful Movie. with original Pinnochio’s similar innocence. Interesting take on the scene of Pleasure Island. Lovely CGI…

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By Donanja (4) on 22 Sep 2022

I’m just as irked by Disney’s tendency to churn out soulless live-action remakes as anyone else, but this wasn’t bad…

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By Rich87 (3) on 09 Sep 2022

Recasting a white fairy godmother for a black woman is the most racist thing ever…

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By Kingofwaffles (2) on 28 Feb 2023

You already know how bad this movie is, so I'm just going to tell you to watch Pinocchio a true story because a least that movie is hilariously bad…

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