Review of Phantom Thread (2017) by Joel R — 28 Jan 2018

If your wife or girlfriend wants you to go, I recommend doing so. You can catch a little nap and she'll be grateful for your attendance. As you walk out disappointed with the wacko ending, she won't be able to scold you for losing interest, because after all, it made no sense.

But keep her in grateful mode and just say nice things about the lovely gowns and the good acting. That's all true. But that doesn't mean it's a good movie. His car is pretty cool, but I recommend keeping that to yourself.