Review of Pearl Harbor (2001) by Peter A — 17 Jun 2012
Man f**k Michael Bay, jackass son of a bitch got me wastin my time watching this horrible s**t! In fact, the only reason that this movie doesn't get a half-star rating from me is because the fourty-minute battle is pretty damn well shot and entertaining.
It shows Bay doing what he does best: Blowin s**t up! The plot of Pearl Harbor (What little there is) is that two pilots that happen to be best friends fall in love with one hot as hell nurse during the backdrop of the japan attack on Pearl Harbor.
The story is so bad, boring, and lifeless and filled with such terrible dialouge, characters, and acting I begin to wonder if this movie was supposed to be a comedy. And the worst part... wait for it.
... is you guessed it: The romance. It is so damn cleche, lifeless, and absurd that you will feel like ripping your own eyeballs out of their sockets. No thanks Michael Bay, I'd rather learn about Pearl Harbor at school.
This review of Pearl Harbor (2001) was written by Peter A on 17 Jun 2012.
Pearl Harbor has generally received mixed reviews.
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