Review of Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) by Fredrick A — 06 Apr 2012

I've given this flick a really hard time without ever seeing it, so I thought I better watch it as to not malign it without merit. Now that I've seen it I can say that I was right all along, This thing is a head-slap moronic struggle to get through shit-fest.

Pretty much as dumb as they come. I LOVE Jayma Mays, who here looks very hot rather than just her "pretty" self from GLEE. Kevin James is likeable and does some funny bits. The problem is the world around him.

Every single person is completely brain-dead. The cops/SWAT, the mall employees ALL 100% morons. And whose idea was it to have all these EXTREME SPORTS bad guys???? OHH man..BLAM... thats me slapping my head at the straight up moronisity.

So bad, yet America loved it. With this we continue to step closer and closer to Idiocracy.