Review of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015) by Expired_Cologne — 29 Jul 2015

Paula Deen Mall Cook 2 had high expectations from the last installment and many people seemed to love it. The cooking was great to watch and the food looked really tasty. I was really glad to see her recover from her racist past ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

The first movie followed the protagonist Kevin James aka Paul Blart roaming about the mall on his segway. How the thing didn't cripple under his weight who knows. The comedy was meh and im pretty sure no one asked for a sequel.

Basically the same s h I t happens. His fat mexican daughter gets gang banged by criminals stealing some s h I t. Then pauly saves the day and gets no promotion or anything. His salary is probably equivalent to an indian man that runs a convenience store that sells mystery meat and c o n doms that more than likely have been tampered with.

Its just not fun to watch.