Review of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015) by Cody A — 22 Dec 2015
PAUL BLART: MALL COP 2 LITERALLY THE GREATEST HUMAN ACHIEVEMENT SINCE PAUL BLART: MALL COP!!!!!!!!! IT'S INTELLIGENT SATIRE OF THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE AND IT'S DEEP HIDDEN MESSAGES ABOUT HOW WE DESTROY OURSELVES IN THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS THAT WE COULD NEVER ACHIEVE. ALL THESE DUMB FUCKING PLEB CUNTS THAT RATED THIS MOVIE 1/5 CANNOT COMPREHEND THE INTELLIGENT AND THOUGHT PROVOKING PHILOSOPHIES, MESSAGES, AND SATIRE OF THIS MOVIE AND JUST SEE IT AS THE SHITTY SLAPSTICK COMEDY IT PRETENDS TO BE. THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME FROM ENDING MY LIFE DUE TO THE FACT THAT I WILL NEVER AGAIN EXPERIENCE THE ORGASMIC ECSTASY THIS MOVIE PROVIDED ME WITH IS THE HOPE FOR PAUL BLART: MALL COP 3 PRANK MOVIE GONE SEXUAL COMING OUT IN 2017!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T BELIEVE ME??????? WELL LISTEN TO THIS SHIT!!!! DURING ONE SCENE FAT SEGWAY MAN IS IN A LUGGAGE AND IS KICKED OUT A WINDOW AND GOES FLYING THROUGH THE AIR REPRESENTS THE GOLDEN AGE OF ART: 2009 (the year in which the first film was released). THE LUGGAGE (REPRESENTING ART) FALLS INTO THE WATER WITH PAULIE B (CONSUMER OF ART) INSIDE OF IT. HE NEARLY DROWNS, REPRESENTING THE ART CONSUMER'S (LIKE FANTHONY ANTANO) LOSS OF HOPE FOR ART!!!? BUT HE BREAKS FREE AND RISES TO THE SURFACE, SHOWING US ENLIGHTENED PATRICIANS OF THE AUDIENCE THAT THERE IS STILL HOPE THAT, EVERY ONCE IN A BLUE MOON, A MASTERPIECE WILL BE BORN!!!!!!!!!! EVEN IN THE DARKEST OF HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEVIN JAMES IS A FUCKING GOD OF FERTILITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111.
11/5.
This review of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015) was written by Cody A on 22 Dec 2015.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 has generally received negative reviews.
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