Review of Paterson (2016) by Matt S — 27 Apr 2017

I assure you this movie is absent any trace of plot. He drives a bus. He writes nonsensical, unartistic poetry. He walks his dog to the bar. She stays home. She entertains fanciful dreams of self-grandeur. She covers every possession in juvenile black and white patterns. The end.

Please save yourself two hours. The 95% rating is from the point-of-view of pretentious critics and their love of minimalist "artistry.".

I recommend Shrek.