Review of Passion Play (2011) by Kelli H — 20 Jun 2011
Just plain awful...emphasis on plain. Mickey Rourke mumbles for a paycheck, not that you care what he is saying regardless, because the script is even worse than Megan Fox's performance. Well...let's not go that far.
Having said that, please let me clarify; it was not in defense of the film in any respect. Megan Fox is simply the worst actress I have ever seen. No exaggeration...she is the undisputed worst. Which raises the question, "why cast Miss Fox in a bastard neo-noir/dark fairytale art film if you're not going to trick her into getting naked in front of the camera?" Not for anything, but if you manage to sit through the entire 88 grueling minutes of Passion Play without turning off the DVD player, let alone killing yourself, then I'm sorry, but you deserve to see at least her tits.
Ultimately, what we have here is a top shelf Bill Murray in a low-rent, nearly direct-to-dvd debacle. Oh and Mickey, a piece of advice...learn how to pick and choose if you don't want to go back to doing near-beer commercials in Germany.
This review of Passion Play (2011) was written by Kelli H on 20 Jun 2011.
Passion Play has generally received negative reviews.
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