Review of Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014) by Lamontraymond — 10 Jan 2014

I've seen every Paranormal Activity film, and this is by far the least scary. There are even a few laughs (when the gang members enter the witch ranch house in the end with a scatter gun and Mac 10). I like the shift to Oxnard and the Mexican community, and I appreciate the new story (women are marked by witches and then killed after giving birth so that their first-born sons can form some sort of future army.

..) but when the guy walks into the wardrobe at the ranch and winds up on the first floor of the house owned by the couple from the first films, it loses a lot of credibility with me. Sure, the ranch house looks a lot like the house the babysitter runs to at the end of part IV, but how the hell does this dude get teleported to that San Diego house? Bizarre and a bit of a cheat in my book.