Review of Paranoia (2013) by Jeff H — 16 Aug 2013
Faithful Facebook readers, you may have noticed I tend to see and review here reasonably good movies. Perhaps you have waited for the day my reviews might keep you from wasting your time and money on a truly awful movie.
Well today is that day. Do not be tricked by the presence of good actors like Gary Oldman, Harrison Ford and Richard Dreyfuss. Do not go just to see a tepid sex scene with Liam Hemsworth and Amber Heard.
How any of these actors signed on to a film with a script this cliche-ridden and preposterous is the only mystery to found here. And just to ensure you don't see this Truly Awful Movie, I am now going to ruin for you the script's only good line (unintentionally funny of course).
After checking the comely Mr. Hemsworth through a high-tech security station, a shadowy male figure in the background says, with absolute deadpan delivery: "I want his body scan sent to my office.
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This review of Paranoia (2013) was written by Jeff H on 16 Aug 2013.
Paranoia has generally received mixed reviews.
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