Review of Paranoia (2013) by Etienne P — 14 Jul 2017
Starring Liam Hemsworth's torso, this has all the depth of a Car Commercial. It's slick and glossy - that's the movie not Liam Hemsworth's well-toned physique. Plus there is a techno plot of sorts - stolen tech, jewel-heisty visuals. Mostly tho it's a commercial for the expensive 1% lifestyle the movie purports to loath.
Gary Oldman goes full on estuary wide boy in his inimitable fashion. I hope the Double Glazing he brought for this performance is very nice. Meanwhile Harrison Ford brings us part 17 of Harrison's Horrible Haircuts.
This movie is forgettable even as you watch it but it might encourage people to works on their abs.
This review of Paranoia (2013) was written by Etienne P on 14 Jul 2017.
Paranoia has generally received mixed reviews.
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