Review of Pandorum (2009) by Francisco G — 23 Oct 2011

I fuckin love scary movies in space and saying I almost fell asleep on this one is an understatement... I barely ever fall asleep on movies even on the most atrocious case.

This is just... nonsense from start to finnish. By the time those guys with rocket launchers and ninja moves poped in, I almost raised my arms and gave up.

Worse, is that this borrows so many elements from a far superior flick (Eden Log), my eyebrows raise in the shape of a question mark towards the people who wrote this crap. "DID YOU?!".