Review of P2 (2007) by Adam D — 02 Aug 2008
I once assumed that the point of horror movies are to scare people. This assumption has long since been discarded after seeing one cliche ridden crap-fest after another. Add "P2" to the list, becuase the "horrifying" tale of an "evil" parking attendent is sure to cure your insomnia in no time.
All it is is scene after scene of Rachel Nichols running around a dark parking garage, complete with full frame shots of her tits every now and then to distract the audience from the fact that what they are watching is pure garbage.
In fact I'm pretty sure that the only reason that Rachel Nichols is even in this movie is for her tits, because everything that comes out of her mouth is "blah blah blah I can't act blah blah nothing I say sounds natural".
Even worse is that her character is the wimpiest, stupidest horror movie victim ever. She's dumb to the point that you don't only want to yell at the screen; you wish desperately that you could just strangle the life out of her.
When all is said and done, our "evil" parking attendant was just lonely. Oh, well. Lets kill him anyway because although he can't possibly hurt you anymore, he DID call you a whore. What the fuck was I watching!? Hancock?
This review of P2 (2007) was written by Adam D on 02 Aug 2008.
P2 has generally received mixed reviews.
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