Review of Over the Top (1987) by Nick C — 07 Jul 2012

Has there ever been a more fitting name for an 80s movie? Everything in the 80s, especially in the classic movies, is...over the top. For instance, if I were to sweat just 1/32 of what Stallone does in this film, I'd be crippled with a week-long dehydration migraine. Then again, I'm not Lincoln Hawk. Great name, by the way.

Lincoln abandoned his wife and boy 10 years ago. Now, he's picking him up from military school. You know, to get to know from his cozy cab. The problem is, that nagging sonofabitch of a father-in-law just won't leave him alone. Nor will those other sweaty guys. But have no fear, when Hawk turns his hat around, it's like turning on a switch. And you better know when he's done listening lest you get your ass sent through a glass door.

As cheesy as many 80s movies are, they still pack a punch unlike many modern movies. Roadhouse is a good example. It's horrible in every way, but boy do you just really want Pat Swayze to kick some ass. Same in this one. Great, cheesy song used throughout the movie builds to a horribly cheesy ending. And you know it's coming, and it's done so horribly (c'mon, a guy eats a cigar and then drinks motor oil?? Give me an effing break). But your ass is going to be plastered to your seat for the duration. And you're going to cheer when he wins. That's the magic of cheesy 80s movies.