Review of Ouija (2014) by Drake S — 14 Mar 2015
God this movie is so terrible. It's so terrible that I'm not going to waste my time writing a few paragraph summarization of how bad it is. Instead I'm going to do a bullet list of everything horrible in the movie.
- Acting is god awful.
- Plot was devised by ass clowns.
- Effects were probably done by James Cameron's brother Dave Cameron who is known to shart himself on the regs.
- The "ghosts" are so laughably bad that I wasn't sure if this was a comedy.
Things I could have done better with my time.
- Take the longest poop of my life.
- Spread peanut butter on my glasses and run through a room full of naked men.
This review of Ouija (2014) was written by Drake S on 14 Mar 2015.
Ouija has generally received mixed reviews.
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