Review of Orphan (2009) by Nathan H — 11 Dec 2011
Worst movie ever - spawned from Satan's toilet. I liked SAW and good horror flicks, but this was not a good one in any sense of the word. All it was about was a messed up serial killer who wants to get out of her skin, parents who think more about themselves than their kids, a dumb husband who can't connect dots on a chicken-pocks ridden person, and a grandmother who lets 4 and 9 year olds run around the ICU without supervision.
Even Satan wouldn't flush this with a 9 foot pool, but would have nuked the bathroom it was spawned in.
This review of Orphan (2009) was written by Nathan H on 11 Dec 2011.
Orphan has generally received positive reviews.
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