Review of Only God Forgives (2013) by Discerning — 18 Oct 2013

Absolutely, without a doubt, the worst piece of cinematic garbage I have ever laid eyes upon. I nearly left three quarters through, but stuck it out in vain hope that this pretentious, grotesque, inarticulate trash heap of a movie would redeem itself.

Check out other users' and critics' reviews of this film, it'll be a perfect barometer for whether their taste is trustworthy (Hint: If they liked it, avoid their other recommendations). Nothing except the cinematography was of any redeeming value in this train wreck, but the rest of the film was so utterly terrible I couldn't bring myself to give it even a "1".