Review of Once Upon a Time in the West (1968) by Sean L — 17 Feb 2015
This film is perfect in my mind. I like poetic movies and this little ditty is the most poetic movie of them all. I'm talkin' visually, this movie is like a great poem. But I don't even read poetry. Or literature. But take it from me, this is a visual treat, and the storytelling can't be beat bro. The climax makes ME climax, if you know what I mean. I ejaculated to a movie on the TV is what I mean.
Plus, the cast are good. Especially Fonda and Robards... Also, women were really hot in the late sixties, Claudia Cardinale is a total knockout, man. Why did they stop putting beautiful voluptuous women into movies all of a- oh, I forgot. We live in 2015. And everything has to be real now. Even fantasies.
Fuck you all, and watch this sexy western.
This review of Once Upon a Time in the West (1968) was written by Sean L on 17 Feb 2015.
Once Upon a Time in the West has generally received very positive reviews.
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