Review of Octopussy (1983) by Ben J — 04 Feb 2011
At the very least I hoped that by watching this entry into the bond franchise, I would understand what an octopussy is. it does not, in fact, belong to octomum. and I also did not figure out what one is. I did however find out that there was a character called octopussy, seemingly because she kept an octopus. I assume putting the word 'pussy' in there was for laughs. surely it would have been funnier to go for another numerical lexi in the form of a 'sextet', thus achieveing SEXPUSSY.
Anyway, film was wank. roger moore put on a clown's costume and a lady shot at a chest containing a nuclear bomb. not just any lady. octopussy. I guess having more than one vagina really does mess you up, especially if they all come on at once.
Look out for the sequel, THRICEDICK.
This review of Octopussy (1983) was written by Ben J on 04 Feb 2011.
Octopussy has generally received mixed reviews.
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