Review of Not Another Teen Movie (2001) by Lisa Michelle A — 08 Jan 2010

This film is funny throughout! So many great films that were spoofed, it's fun to try and guess which ones while watching! The entire cast were hilarious throughout and I first became a fan of Chris Evans after watching this.

The best lines (in no particular order):

Malik: "Sure, why not? I am the token black guy. I'm just supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say things like: "Damn," "Shit," and "That is whack.".

Priscilla: "You put the "suck" in "liposuction" You put the "ooo" in "jiu-jitsu" You put the "ism" in "This is all just a defense mechanism".

Cheerleader: "You better bring it.".

Priscilla: "Oh, it's already been brought-en.".

Mr. Briggs: "Hey, uhh... I might be late to pick you guys up.".

Janey: "Why, do you have a job interview today, daddy?".

Mr. Briggs: "No honey, I'll probably just be waaaay too drunk.".

Janey: "Oh, that's good, we don't want you drinking and driving.".

Mr. Briggs: "Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too shit-faced to remember to pick you guys up.".

Janey: "Ok, bye, daddy.".

Mr. Briggs: "Bye, Pumpkin.".

Priscilla: "This is not a cheer-ocracy, I am the cheer-tator, I will make the cheer-isions around here, and I will deal with the cheer-onsequences.".

Teen at prom: "Who would've guessed that everyone in school was a professional dancer?".

Austin: "All I said was: "I'm pretending to whisper a big secret in your ear so that Jake here thinks I'm telling you a secret, which will cause him to break into a hysterical confession where he actually reveals a big secret. Thus confirming everything I just whispered in your ear.".

Jake: "Hey Janey. What's up?".

Janey: "Excuse me?".

Jake: "So listen, you ever wondered what it'd be like to be the most popular girl in school?".

Janey: "You mean anorexic, superficial, a bitch, a whore who lacks any real long-term goals?".

Jake: "Uhhh ha ha... exactly. So, if you're interested, I thought that maybe we could go out sometime, be seen in public together.".

Janey: "You haven't spoken to me in, like, four years Jake.".

Jake: "Actually, it's more like six, because the time you're referring to when we were standing in line at that movie theater, I was actually saying "hey" to the person right behind you.".

Austin: "Let's make like a tree and... branch!".

The Coach: "Can he still play?".

Trainer: "He's in a coma!".

The Coach: "Answer the question!".

Janey: "Jake! How did you get in here? I thought Dad bolted the door.".

Jake: "There's a big hole in the side of your house.".

Priscilla: "Ok we're down a cheerleader for Friday night's state game against North Compton and that squad always tries to bring it!".

Ashley: "Bring what Priscilla?".

Priscilla: "Bring IT ".

Ashley: "Right but, what it IT?".

Priscilla: "IT's just what they bring OK?".