Review of Not Another Teen Movie (2001) by Rami N — 01 Jan 2012

What the hell was this bullscheisse? How can anyone even call that a movie? An hour and a half of pure unmitigated crap. The only thing that I actually found funny was the coach that kept saying "goddammit".

Other than that it was just one lame spoof after another, with some typical dumb stuff that parody movies throw in (like a sign that says HOT DOGS for practicing oral sex, or Ricky's persistent and ineffective efforts to be with Janie such as the tens of mixtapes found in Janie's locker, all from Ricky).

I was in tears. Not from laughter, but from pure boredom. I'd have more fun pulling out my own teeth!