Review of Noah (2015) by Amos E — 22 Sep 2014

Big bloated and I kept thinking "so... how much incest was involved in repopulating the world?".

This review of Noah (2015) was written by Amos E on 22 Sep 2014.

Noah has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Paul B (2,474) on 19 Dec 2017

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By David K (1,644) on 11 Oct 2018

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By Aaron Peterson (245) for The Hollywood Outsider (262) on 11 Oct 2018

This is yet another unfortunate testament to Hollywood's obsession with ignoring story for flash or agenda, and this time the film simply drowns…

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By Smith T (386) on 25 Mar 2018

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By Yasemin Y (339) on 11 Jun 2017

I love this tale, I have seen a lot of films and read a lot of books inspired by it, and this one is by far the worst one…

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By Marcianne Miller (52) for Bold Life (Hendersonville, NC) (39) on 24 Aug 2018

In essence, the best thing about Noah, is not merely the excitement on the screen, but the many questions that keep multiplying when it's over…

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By Austin L (160) on 03 May 2018

Didn't seem accurate, but more lion witch and wardrobe like. Felt uneasy watching it…

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By Eleanor Ringel Cater (614) for Saporta Report (Atlanta) (228) on 06 Jul 2017

In a sense, Noah is almost Talmudic in its obsessive pouring over and questioning of Biblical text…

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By David R (1,449) on 11 Mar 2018

I was really excited for a critical interpretation and modern themes, but it was just a monster movie with some cheesy fantasy that barely…

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