Review of Noah (2015) by Facebook U — 30 Jul 2016

I hope nobody really believes this happened.

This review of Noah (2015) was written by Facebook U on 30 Jul 2016.

Noah has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Kenny B (210) on 15 Sep 2017

Dark, uplifting, and epic on the grandest scale, Aronofsky provides a unique interpretation of the biblical story on a grounded human level…

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By Sotiris K (128) on 11 Oct 2018

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By Paul B (2,474) on 19 Dec 2017

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By David R (1,449) on 11 Mar 2018

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By Filippo V (494) on 14 Jan 2018

I can't wait to see this!!! I just hope they get it right…

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By Di Golding (122) for Dear Cast and Crew (122) on 11 Dec 2018

Once the film has blown it's CGI load, it turns into a kitchen sink drama, an episode of Eastenders as directed by Mike Leigh…

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By John S (2,711) on 26 Apr 2017

This movie made prophet Noah look like a crazy person... Just terrible…

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By Aaron Peterson (245) for The Hollywood Outsider (262) on 11 Oct 2018

This is yet another unfortunate testament to Hollywood's obsession with ignoring story for flash or agenda, and this time the film simply drowns…

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