Review of Noah (2014) by Darren W — 23 Oct 2014

The greatest story that should have never been told this way.

This review of Noah (2014) was written by Darren W on 23 Oct 2014.

Noah has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Keegan Q (4) on 03 May 2018

Didn't seem accurate, but more lion witch and wardrobe like. Felt uneasy watching it…

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By Lisa Rosman (132) for Signature (102) on 03 Aug 2017

Really, Noah works so well because it is such a personal take on this biblical story…

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By Klemens J (4) on 23 Dec 2018

The production values are unsurprisingly high…

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By Schroederrock (77) on 12 Dec 2018

I give it a 7 based on how the movie finishes, not how it started because it had a rather rigid start…

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By Dorothy Woodend (313) for The Tyee (British Columbia) (313) on 16 Aug 2017

The decision to make a movie about Noah and his big boat might seem a highly questionable enterprise, but bad ideas never seem to stop anyone lately…

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By Ayrton C (660) on 19 Dec 2017

Puntaje Original: 6.0 Demasiado fantasiosa y con una floja recreación del espíritu humano…

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By James F (691) on 17 Sep 2017

Oh dear where to start with this…

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By Sandra M (306) on 03 May 2018

Didn't seem accurate, but more lion witch and wardrobe like. Felt uneasy watching it…

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By Marcianne Miller (52) for Bold Life (Hendersonville, NC) (39) on 24 Aug 2018

In essence, the best thing about Noah, is not merely the excitement on the screen, but the many questions that keep multiplying when it's over…

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By Austin L (160) on 03 May 2018

Didn't seem accurate, but more lion witch and wardrobe like. Felt uneasy watching it…

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