Review of Noah (2014) by Michael L — 17 Dec 2014

Literally the worst movie I've ever seen.

This review of Noah (2014) was written by Michael L on 17 Dec 2014.

Noah has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Brooke Corso (225) for The Monitor (McAllen, TX) (201) on 16 Aug 2017

This is the biblical story of Noah as retold through the eyes of Aronofsky after a three-day Tolkien bender capped off with multiple viewings…

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By Enoch L (9) on 24 Apr 2018

This is my rating as a movie watcher, not as a Christian…

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By Alex G (1,313) on 16 Sep 2017

Despite my basic misgivings about the biblical tale in general, this movie is genuinely entertaining in a classic Hollywood epic sort of way…

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By Marcianne Miller (52) for Bold Life (Hendersonville, NC) (39) on 24 Aug 2018

In essence, the best thing about Noah, is not merely the excitement on the screen, but the many questions that keep multiplying when it's over…

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By Dorothy Woodend (313) for The Tyee (British Columbia) (313) on 16 Aug 2017

The decision to make a movie about Noah and his big boat might seem a highly questionable enterprise, but bad ideas never seem to stop anyone lately…

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By Shimorinkumo H (69) on 17 Sep 2017

Puntaje Original: 6.0 Demasiado fantasiosa y con una floja recreación del espíritu humano…

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By Jennifer Heaton (346) for Alternative Lens (346) on 01 Nov 2018

It takes the material in interesting and bold directions, making for a film that can be enjoyed by everyone and not just those of faith…

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By Don S (1,504) on 17 Sep 2017

Puntaje Original: 6.0 Demasiado fantasiosa y con una floja recreación del espíritu humano…

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By Haven W (150) on 28 Dec 2018

Some will spew fire over Aronofsky's secular spin on a Bible story…

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By Yannick D (372) on 09 Apr 2018

I think... can't remember much of it...too many shots…

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