Review of Noah (2014) by Cash00716 — 21 Mar 2016

Ugh, inaccuracies for theatrical purposes. Didn't really enjoy it. Kind of boring.

This review of Noah (2014) was written by Cash00716 on 21 Mar 2016.

Noah has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Sandra M (306) on 03 May 2018

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By Archer F (83) on 05 Aug 2017

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By Sotiris K (128) on 11 Oct 2018

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By Dorothy Woodend (313) for The Tyee (British Columbia) (313) on 16 Aug 2017

The decision to make a movie about Noah and his big boat might seem a highly questionable enterprise, but bad ideas never seem to stop anyone lately…

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By Zaki Hasan (247) for Zaki's Corner (159) on 21 Dec 2018

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By Keegan Q (4) on 03 May 2018

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By Serge L (642) on 02 Mar 2018

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