Review of Noah (2014) by Jeanine V — 16 Nov 2014

I've never seen a movie SUCK so bad..

This review of Noah (2014) was written by Jeanine V on 16 Nov 2014.

Noah has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Kenny B (210) on 15 Sep 2017

Dark, uplifting, and epic on the grandest scale, Aronofsky provides a unique interpretation of the biblical story on a grounded human level…

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By Schroederrock (77) on 12 Dec 2018

I give it a 7 based on how the movie finishes, not how it started because it had a rather rigid start…

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By Nguyen Le (136) for The Script Lab (63) on 09 Oct 2018

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However, it is a vessel of work - much like Noah's dependable yet claustrophobic Ark - that can hold its share against rough waters while finding…

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By Smith T (386) on 25 Mar 2018

Strong performances and terrific visuals. But not biblically correct and the plot seems forced…

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By Sotiris K (128) on 11 Oct 2018

Really dumb, even if you ignore the biblical nonsense…

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By Archer F (83) on 05 Aug 2017

Not accurate to the bible, though it doesn't have to be, Noah lacks characters we care about, and can actually be corny at times…

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By Don S (1,504) on 17 Sep 2017

Puntaje Original: 6.0 Demasiado fantasiosa y con una floja recreación del espíritu humano…

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By Alex G (1,313) on 16 Sep 2017

Despite my basic misgivings about the biblical tale in general, this movie is genuinely entertaining in a classic Hollywood epic sort of way…

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By Sandra M (306) on 03 May 2018

Didn't seem accurate, but more lion witch and wardrobe like. Felt uneasy watching it…

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