Review of Noah (2013) by Nikita K — 24 Apr 2015

Probably the worst Biblical movie of all time. Absolutely disgusting.

This review of Noah (2013) was written by Nikita K on 24 Apr 2015.

Noah has generally received positive reviews.

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This is the biblical story of Noah as retold through the eyes of Aronofsky after a three-day Tolkien bender capped off with multiple viewings…

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By Melanie R (104) on 03 May 2018

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By Zaki Hasan (247) for Zaki's Corner (159) on 21 Dec 2018

Noah is a worthy, ambitious mess of a movie, and as a deeply personal new take on an old tale, it's the kind of mess we could use a bit more…

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By Tara Thorne (211) for The Coast (Halifax, Nova Scotia) (715) on 10 Mar 2017

Noah is incredibly compelling visually, as Aronofosky manages to bend the source text into an environmental allegory about how Man is the worst…

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By Dorothy Woodend (313) for The Tyee (British Columbia) (313) on 16 Aug 2017

The decision to make a movie about Noah and his big boat might seem a highly questionable enterprise, but bad ideas never seem to stop anyone lately…

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By Austin L (160) on 03 May 2018

Didn't seem accurate, but more lion witch and wardrobe like. Felt uneasy watching it…

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By Filippo V (494) on 14 Jan 2018

I can't wait to see this!!! I just hope they get it right…

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By David K (1,644) on 11 Oct 2018

Really dumb, even if you ignore the biblical nonsense…

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