Review of Noah (2013) by Nick D — 25 Jan 2015
Unwatchable, literally: I could not watch this bloated, leaden, dreary retelling of a central Old Testament myth. I fast-forwarded and stopped periodically. No, I don't want to see giant rocks sent from God to protect Noah.
No, I don't want to see Hermione get humped by a A&F model. No, I don't want to see Russell Crowe knit his brow for ten minutes straight. Jesus. Oops, that's another movie.
This review of Noah (2013) was written by Nick D on 25 Jan 2015.
Noah has generally received positive reviews.
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