Review of Noah (2013) by Eric M — 08 Mar 2015

This was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Crap.

This review of Noah (2013) was written by Eric M on 08 Mar 2015.

Noah has generally received positive reviews.

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Puntaje Original: 6.0 Demasiado fantasiosa y con una floja recreación del espíritu humano…

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By Damien T (20) on 11 May 2017

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By Mysterio D (10) on 17 Sep 2017

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