Review of Noah (2013) by Kirkland L — 22 Apr 2015

One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

This review of Noah (2013) was written by Kirkland L on 22 Apr 2015.

Noah has generally received positive reviews.

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By Di Golding (122) for Dear Cast and Crew (122) on 11 Dec 2018

Once the film has blown it's CGI load, it turns into a kitchen sink drama, an episode of Eastenders as directed by Mike Leigh…

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By Alex G (1,313) on 16 Sep 2017

Despite my basic misgivings about the biblical tale in general, this movie is genuinely entertaining in a classic Hollywood epic sort of way…

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By Brooke Corso (225) for The Monitor (McAllen, TX) (201) on 16 Aug 2017

This is the biblical story of Noah as retold through the eyes of Aronofsky after a three-day Tolkien bender capped off with multiple viewings…

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By Klemens J (4) on 23 Dec 2018

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By Sotiris K (128) on 11 Oct 2018

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By Sr. Rose Pacatte (156) for National Catholic Reporter (122) on 08 Aug 2017

Aronofsky has done his Bible-storytelling homework…

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By Debbie Baldwin (220) for Ladue News (220) on 02 Nov 2018

The real star of the movie, however, is the flood -- to call the special effect spectacular is selling it short…

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By Alistair Ryder (351) for Cinemole (129) on 20 Oct 2018

It openly acknowledges the difficulties in following a belief system whose needs conflict with what is morally right…

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By Kenny B (210) on 15 Sep 2017

Dark, uplifting, and epic on the grandest scale, Aronofsky provides a unique interpretation of the biblical story on a grounded human level…

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By Paul B (2,474) on 19 Dec 2017

I have no issue with creative liberties, because that's what makes films interesting and unpredictable…

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