Review of No Time to Die (2021) by Offthewall — 03 Nov 2021

So I've been busy lately and was looking forward to sitting down and catching up on a couple of films I wanted to see, Dune and No Time to Die. I decided to see what the critics and the public thought of No Time to Die but to my dismay, somebody named "Cantongamer" decided to complain about Bond getting snuffed at the end of said movie.

And I'm like, "Oh great! Now I know Bond dies at the end". Knowing Bond was a goner pretty much killed my desire to watch No Time to Die. What happened to check the box for Spoiler Alert, Cantongamer? I'm sure Bond dodged some dangerous situations during the movie but knowing he's history at the end, so what? His luck is gonna run out baby, he's got a date with destiny coming.

So "Cantongamer", next time if you're gonna **** about the biggest plot twist in the whole frickin'movie, please check the Spoiler Alert box for crissakes. Meanwhile, since I haven't seen the movie and probably never will, I'll give it a 6 since that's about what the users call is.