Review of No Retreat, No Surrender (1986) by Jonathan K — 30 Nov 2007
One of the most unintentionally hilarious movies ever made, this one features a Bruce Lee who would have been more convincingly played by Michael Clarke Duncan and a training montage during which our hero's black friend SITS ATOP HIS CROTCH CHEERFULLY LICKING AN ICE CREAM while he THRUSTS UPWARDS to the beat of '80s synth-pop.
BRILLIANT!
This review of No Retreat, No Surrender (1986) was written by Jonathan K on 30 Nov 2007.
No Retreat, No Surrender has generally received mixed reviews.
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