Review of Ninja Assassin (2009) by Johanna P — 28 Sep 2010

LMAO the movie sucks but three stars for Rain abs!!!

This review of Ninja Assassin (2009) was written by Johanna P on 28 Sep 2010.

Ninja Assassin has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Michelle H (491) on 20 Apr 2015

The tomatometer is broken.. what not to like, great story, the hot Rain killing n training with his perfect torso,long legs n abs, blood everywhere…

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By Humpity D (9) on 14 Dec 2015

Under-Rated. Fight scenes superbly choreographed with iintended effect. Good oldfashioned story, what's not to like…

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