Review of Ninja Assassin (2009) by Kassy H — 28 Sep 2010

LMAO the movie sucks but three stars for Rain abs!!!

This review of Ninja Assassin (2009) was written by Kassy H on 28 Sep 2010.

Ninja Assassin has generally received mixed reviews.

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