Review of Ninja Assassin (2009) by Paul M — 03 Aug 2011

Ahahaha! Complètement ridicule! Et puis un ninja, c'est pas automatiquement un assasin...

This review of Ninja Assassin (2009) was written by Paul M on 03 Aug 2011.

Ninja Assassin has generally received mixed reviews.

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When I saw this at the theatre it was way to dark for most of the fight scenes and I would have only given it three stars…

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