Review of Ninja Assassin (2009) by Christian H — 12 Apr 2016

You know I really don't know what to say about the critics and the strain of Crystal Methamphetamine's they were on when they rated this one. Maybe the director rebuffed the critics sexual demands or something, I dunno.

I mean, who are they choosing to rate these movies anyway, second grade level IQ's? Really, anyone who's a student of the arts and clearly understands the history of mixed martial arts and how it has evolved will give this four out of five stars without a doubt! Easily the best MMA flick put out over the last decade with the exception of "The Raid: Redemption".