Review of Ninja Assassin (2009) by Brandonbonasera — 18 Nov 2011

NINJA ASSASSIN is a violent, visually impressive and entertaining ninja film that is bloody, good fun.

This review of Ninja Assassin (2009) was written by Brandonbonasera on 18 Nov 2011.

Ninja Assassin has generally received mixed reviews.

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You know I really don't know what to say about the critics and the strain of Crystal Methamphetamine's they were on when they rated this one…

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By Michelle H (491) on 20 Apr 2015

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It is what it says it is.....a shameless fight fest. Not sure why anyone expected anything else. Mindless movie with pretty peopl…

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By Nipp S (81) on 03 Aug 2015

HOLY SHIT! This movie was FUCKIN AWESOME! Do you like ninjas? Do you like conspiracy theories? Do you like child abuse…

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