Review of Nine Months (1976) by Mrs E — 02 Feb 2010

Nine Months is a film i've loved for years. It's so funny and a great film, one that I can watch over and over and never get bored off. It was on TV not so long ago and I watched it twice, on the +1 side too!!! The entire cast are all funny in their own ways and the kids are all funny in their own ways too. It's a feel good film that all can enjoy, and one I just absolutely love!!!

The best lines (in no particular order):

Samuel: "Are you sure?".

Rebecca: "I'm ten days late.".

Samuel: "And there's no way you could have had it and just not noticed?".

Rebecca: "Sam! My water broke!".

Samuel: "Well, we'll get you another one!".

Dr. Kosevich: "I've got it! Nurse, call the Anesthesiologist, this woman needs an enema!".

Samuel, Rebecca & Nurse: "An enema?".

Dr. Kosevich: "No, uh, she needs a pedicure!".

Nurse: "This ain't no goddam beauty parlor!".

Dr. Kosevich: "Epitath!".

Samuel: "She's not dead, you moron!".

Dr. Kosevich: "Epidermus... Uh..." Rebecca: "Epidural, asshole!".

Samuel: "Can't you give her something for the pain?".

Dr. Kosevich: "You don't want natural child birth?".

Samuel: "No!".

Dr. Kosevich: "Okay, uh... You want Anastasia? Drugs, yes? Okay, valium.".

Samuel: "Valium is no good for her.".

Dr. Kosevich: "No, for me.".

Samuel: "NO!".