Review of Nightmare Man (2006) by Ricky R — 24 May 2009

Nightmare Man?...Shitemare Man would be more accurate. The title sequence is direct from 1983 and the acting is porn standard. Horribly cliched scare moments that were just plain rubbish and would only frighten you if you are 97 years old and afraid of harmless things like marshmallows.

I almost turned it off after 20 minutes and probably would've if I wasn't going to write a review. Who builds all these gas stations on roads that nobody uses anyway?

So much of this film is plain crap. eg."we have run out of gas and I can't get a phone signal, I will go to the garage and leave my delusional wife whom I am taking to a mental institute on her own, I'm sure she'll be fine.".

If you do find yourself at a friends house, in the woods, an hour from the nearest police station, when you go and investigate a cry for help do not for no obvious reason put down the loaded crossbow you are carrying...you're bound to regret it.

In summary then, YAWN.